TWO WSOP BRACELETS FOR SALE

What is the probability of winning one of the coveted World Series of Poker event champion bracelets? Slim to none and mostly none? For most of us this is a sad fact of life, we will never wear one of the gold bracelets. But wait! There is hope. Two of the WSOP champion bracelets are now out of pawn and for sale at Pioneer Loan & Pawn here in Las Vegas (I got an e-mail from a friend that works there). The bracelets were pawned by the original owners whom we cannot identify (honestly, we don’t know who they are and Pioneer isn’t saying) and are not engraved with any identification. The people at Pioneer Pawn have certified the ownership and authenticity of both bracelets with a visit to the Horseshoe. The bracelets are from the years 1999 and 2000. The 1999 bracelet is 118.5 gm of 14k gold and the 2000 bracelet is 126 gm of 18k gold. You can pick up the ’99 for $3000 and the ’00 goes for $5000. These two pieces of WSOP history will probably not last long since they are highly collectible. What a surprise to find these beauties available. I guess this just proves that even if you best the field on any given day you can still lose it all. Should I ever win one of the bracelets I will probably elect to starve before I part with it