LAS VEGAS STRIP CLUB TIPS

Here are some of my Las Vegas strip club tips:

1. Offer to buy a girl a drink, she might stay longer and sit on your lap.
2. Try to get a deal like 3 lap dances for the price of 2.
3. Never under any circumstances go to the VIP room.
4. Never call her a stripper. Use the term “dancer.”
5. Only take enough money with you that you are willing to spend.
6. Order beers, not hard liquor. Some clubs might water down your drinks.
7. Don’t fall in love. You cannot and will not rescue a stripper from a life of pole dancing. She has to do that herself.