HARDWOOD SUITE BOUNCES INTO THE PALMS

The Palms’ new $600 million, 347-room Fantasy Tower contains the Hardwood Suite, the only guest room anywhere containing an indoor basketball court.

The third-floor suite is a two-level, 10,000-square-foot room containing baksetball court, locker room, scoreboard, pool table, poker table, and dance floor.

If you need to sleep, it also contains three NBA-sized Murphy beds, a dining area, living/media room, Jacuzzi tub, and 42-inch plasma screens.

Customization is available, where you can design your own team jerseys, pre-stock your own bar, and invite themed cheerleaders to cheer you on… and not just with basketball.

No word on cost, but we’re fairly certain it’s one of those “if you have to ask, we’ll have to kill you.” Or was it, “If I tell you, you can’t afford it”? Well, either way you’ll be $50,000 per night lighter.