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FIVE GREAT POKER BLOGS TO READ

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The first Blogger’s Las Vegas holiday tournament way back in ’04 at Sam’s Town

Bloggers. Long despised by staid mainstream outlets as nothing more than a collection of overweight cheetoh-bingers not possessed of enough skill to make it in the ‘real-world media’ who opt instead to give voice to their rage and shortcomings from a lonely PC in a basement somewhere, likely belonging to their parents.

Hogwash. I have little doubt that the projections of the frustrated ‘real-worlders’ voicing these things is derived solely from the fact that they want to try and deflect attention away from their various secret Cheetoh-binging shames. There is only one cure for this: Go grab a Super-Size bag of the fried orange goodness, smoke a bowl, and learn to love again.

And while you’re working on that, you can check your RSS Reader to make sure you are subscribed to these Top 5 Poker Blogs. Ponder their individual significance, and rediscover the virtue that lies within countless layers of degeneracy.

(In no particular order….)

#1–Guinness and Poker

403rd best Hold’em player in the world. The Blogfather. A midget utilizing razor sharp wit plus advanced cut and paste-fu skills to bring your workplace productivity to heel. If you haven’t been reading Iggy (or god forbid, know nothing of his many triumphs over vertical adversity), please slap yourself and correct this situation post-haste.