LEARN HOW TO BE A LAS VEGAS STRIPPER

Ever want to learn how to dance like the strippers? Oh come on, yes you do!

Vegas producer David Saxe puts the strip in Strip Mall (or takes the strip out of Strip Mall) with Stripper 101, a new class offered in the Desert Passage Mall at Aladdin. The one-hour. low-impact aerobic class teaches regular women over 25 sexy floor moves performed by the pros at strip clubs. Choreography is also taught, with props including chairs, boas, and the ubiquitous pole.

At the end of the class, you’ll get a genuine certificate to show you’ve completed the course, certifying you as a “Genuine Las Vegas Stripper.”

As seen on “Oprah” and with accolades from Teri Hatcher, Pamela Anderson, and Carmen Electra, there’s no nudity in the striptease cardio program.

Class dates are Thursdays through Saturdays from 5 p.m. to 6 p.m. and take place above the V Theater in the Desert Passage Mall. Cost is $25.

And no, guys, you can’t pay to watch.